days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a really smart gay person

a homogenius

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

• talk about a blow job
• im going to have to inflate first
• hopefully I dont burst early
• the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
• theres a party in my pants
• i might have to pump it a little first
• im gonna have pop-pop
• haha yeah

ask-troll-len:

commanderimagination:

gothtigger92:

eisen-und-blut:

are we going to ignore the fact that this guy

who in one incarnation was raised by a tree

cannot hold the tree pose.

I guess he forgot his roots. 

did you just

His branches are about to giveout.

Guess he was all bark and no bite

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

viridi-ogames:

FORTH NEWCOMER IN SMASH BROS ANNOUNCED!

rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right