The Pun Gang
pardeemonster:

Draw Bridge

pardeemonster:

Draw Bridge

Blowjob? or handjob?
Anonymous

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

starrysleeper:

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

more like sizzling hot

klecktacular:

I’m an adult

klecktacular:

I’m an adult

tastefullyoffensive:

[redonculous]
universityofhyrule:

I would buy that.Someone please photoshop that horse as Epona

universityofhyrule:

I would buy that.
Someone please photoshop that horse as Epona

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better